mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

With t*ts like Judi Dench's (Sorry - it was the cleanest of 5 versions I came up with)

I wish I was a thespian

Raak

On sunny Thespos isle

Software

I'd sit and sip my ouzo

Chalky

- I'm resting. Luvvie-style

Chalky

I uttered a profanity

Rosie

It rang throughout the room (Phil) She is magnificent, but alas no chicken.