mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

What it is I just can't tell

Being indecisive(-ish).

I wish I didn't have to wish

penelope

I'd like to trust to fate

Whatever it may throw at me

CdM

Inshallah. God is great.

I wish that it would pour with rain

Juxtapose

Instead of slowly drizzle

My garden then would turn to mud

My bonfire quietly fizzle.

I wish I was a rocking horse

My sh*t would then be rare

Phil

The bookies would all hate me

Irouléguy

But I really wooden care

I wish I were a dry-stone wall

Spanning hill and dale

Chalky

Breaking wind from east and west -Loving your work chaps - specially on the last 6 :-)

So best not to inhale. (Chalky) Really! An' I fought you was a lady. :-)

Phil

I wish I were a mandible

Chomping down on chow

I hope there are no bones in it

If there is then I'll go "Ow!"

I wish I could articulate

And n-n-not sp-speak with a st-stammer

Then I'd say things with conviction

Such as "Hazel Blears, God damn 'er."

If anyone had warned me

That lard was bad to eat

I wouldn't now weigh twenty stone

And a heart that doesn't beat

Tuj

I wish I had an extra ear

penelope

So I could hear the sound

Phil

Of one hand clapping in the woods