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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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The portcullis, moat and drawbridge

Will simply have to go check French scansion

I wish I did like esgargot

And did not boke at snails

But those slimy little gastropods

Taste just like puppies' tails.

I'm rather fond of mange tout

But hate the smell of swede I don't actually. Love it. Arrrr.

All brassica is just divine

But man, just taste this weed.

In honour of penelope's recent revelation that she may soon be seen in a Dutch cap-acity...

What?

I wish I were in Amsterdam Certainly has a deal of attraction from where I stand

From where the tulips come

I'd try to speak in double Dutch

What is the word for 'bum'?

[pen] Easily done online. Take your pick: achtereind, achterste, bips, gat, kont, staartstuk, zitvlak

I wish I didn't have the gout

It makes my tootsies hurt My cousin has had it. Riotous living, being a solicitor.

I might have swallowed too much stout

Then try taking St John's Wort

I wish I were a diction'ry

Then I'd not be lost for words

But if I were a lavat'ry

I get sat on by birds resorting to Cockerney argot to avoid obvious feedline

s/I/I'd

I wish I had an iPod

For every time I've heard:

Why Apple™ is so wonderful

Despite not having Word.

I wish I were a firework

Waiting for ignition

My stick stuck firmly in the ground

Will jeopardise my mission You put the stick in a tube stuck in the ground as it goes up with the body of the rocket, Softers. If you stick it in the ground, the rocket ain't going anywhere.

[pen] firework isnt = rocket, indeed some fireworks require the sticking-in-the-ground simply because it's safer that way, but I see where you're coming from

[pen]I thought it was a neat finish :o)

Software - I'm glad I'm not at Wimbledon

Where wind and rain prevail

Much nicer to sit snug at home

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