mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

A good fifteen feet long

I'd curl around inside your gut

reciting Patience Strong

I wish I was a washing line sales of clothes pegs up 1400% over the past year, say ASDA. A result of wanting to 'go green', or of escalating fuel prices making it too expensive to run a tumble dryer? Personally, I have always pegged out...

Raak

Festooned with all your knickers

Rosie

My gentle parabolic form Don't tell me it's a catenary - it ain't.

irach

Admired by passing vicars

Rosie

I wish I were a thunderbolt (irach) Rather nice. (pen) Me too. But have you got wooden pegs?

Software

Then through your roof I'd crash My missus wants a tumble dryer because she believes that the towels would be *fluffier*. I say bollocks, and that they would be worn out quicker at great expense. Over my dead body, in fact.

Darren

I'd sent a jolt right through your head

I Say, Porter!

And turn your brains to ash.

penelope

I wish I was a dolly peg [Rosie] Some are. I think dolly pegs snag as you shove them on, so I prefer the spring-clip ones. I have some wooden, and some jaunty coloured plastic.