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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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I've worn them two months, for a bet. [Phil] Double helpings of weirdness, after the cooking of sashimi - yuk!

I wish I were a sunshade

Shielding folks from glare

I'd filter out those UV rays

So they would all stay fair.

I wish I were a vulture

I'd circle 'oer my prey

'Cos carrion's my culture

But Zebra's not kosher. Oy vey!

I wish I were a leprechaun

Or perhaps a little pisky

I'd play my pranks from dusk to dawn

And then get smashed on whisky

I'm glad I'm not a postman

Being bait for growling dogs

I'd need my running shoes on

Not these stupid ****ing clogs

I wish I were a bullfrog

A-croaking in the reeds

I'd leap and scare old ladies

They'd go weak around the knees

I wish I was a frog, turned prince

Once kissed by my true love

But, woe, a frog remain I, since

She gave me the shove.

I wish I had some customers freelancing, eh? Who'd do it if they weren't desperate?

I'll just go out and grab 'em [pen] been there, done that, its hard work but you can work your own hours and have long holidays, trouble is, holidays cost you money :o(

I'll delve into their wallets
Find fivers, and I'll nab 'em that's an horrendous rhyme you gave us, Softers!

I wish I were a reference book

For field mycologists

With coloured plates of nasty moulds

And endless Latin lists

I wish I were a tapeworm

A good fifteen feet long

I'd curl around inside your gut

reciting Patience Strong

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