mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I'd slide ten yards upon my knees

And then whip out my pole I'll get me coat.

I wish I wasn't always first Just seems to keep happening...

One could always miss a turn

But MC⁵ is addictive
And I am slow to learn

There, can't be my go now.

I wish I were a magistrate

Then yobs I'd really hammer

Raak

I'd put them all in clink for eight

In the Sing-Sing slammer

I wish I were a biscuit tin *sigh*

penelope

And you a custard cream

Within I would enclose you

gil

In my snack housing scheme.

I wish I were a piece of cake

I'm easy, will that do?

But do take care, for I've got nuts

And could taste salty, too best just to spit.

I wish I were a sock puppet

Like Sooty, Sweep, or Soo

I'd sock it to 'em Muppets

And Punch and Judy too

Kim

I wish I were a tuba

Of highly polished brass

Eighteen feet of convolution

Designed to play 'Whispering Grass' Ladies & Gentlemen Mr. Don Estelle. Don't all leave at once.

Kim

I wish I were a raindrop

Falling on your nose

Chalky

I'd make a splash and trickle

Like dew upon a rose

Chalky

I wish today was Saturday

penelope

And that this month was June

The year was nineteen fifty-two Get out of that, y' buggers. :-)

Phil

Tonight there's a half moon only if it's the 14th though

I wish it were the fourteenth day

Kim

Of my two-week detox

Juxtapose

I'd celebrate the standard way:

Oh, what a paradox!

I wish I was a lemon rind

Darren

Fruity, empty, yellow