mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

Upon my gnarlèd wrist

Projoy

My timings I would never botch

penelope

Appointments never missed

Tuj

I wish I had a second head

Rosie

So no need of forked tongue

Juxtapose

As such, I've just a second hand

Darren

And also a third lung

Rosie

I wish I were a sewer pipe

Software

A-shifting Mersey trout

Raak

My belches, feculently ripe,

irach

Would noxious vapours spout

Tuj

I wish I were a music box [R,S,R,i] Bizarrely delightful!

So easy to wind up