mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

I wish I was a barnacle

Darren

Adhering to the bottom

Raak

And when they came to scrape me off

Rosie

I'd shout and scream, God rot 'em.

Kim

I wish I were an ocelot

Chalky

I'd slink around my prey - [Am loving the last two - kudos all round]

I'd sleep in trees - I'd doss a lot Wossa kudo? Is it like a podume?

That's how I'd pass my day

I Say, Porter!

I wish I were a kinkajou

Tuj

Dweeling in the trees [Rosie] Japanese ideal based on the inherent idea of podumes without the physical objects themselves

My dweel would scatter down to earth

irach

And make capybaras sneeze

Tuj

Oh, dweel