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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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That you would go away

My patience, it is limited

My nerves do tend to fray

I wish I were poetic, like

But my speech is yoofy

I guess I'll stick wiv street talk

So as to sound less goofy

I wish I were a student

I'd sleep the whole day long

It helps me to be prudent

And grow up big and strong. There's sensible, isn't it?

I'm glad I'm not a mothball

That fumigates poor bugs

I'd whiff a bit, of naphthalene

And mask the smell of drugs ...speaking of students

I wish I had sagacity (pen) Could be worse. :-)

Then Jade Goody I would choose

I may not be as fat as she

But I could wear her shoes

I think I'll bog off early

I must avoid the rush lovely student stereotyping guys

Be home in time for Neighbours

Viewed with reverent hush.

Today I'll have a lie-in Tuj] We're just jealous...

A lovely duvet day

I'll get up when I want to

Meanwhile I'll hit the hay

I once saw a spoof e-mail from "Management" that included the following: "Every employee shall be entitled to 104 Duvet Days every year. 52 are called 'Saturday' and the other 52 are called 'Sunday'." Well, it amused me.

I wish I had some old rope

Attached to some foul-smelling soap

Just rotting in my shower

The stench doth overpower. This is not meant to be limerick, boys and girls.

I wish I knew my rhyme schemes [Irouléguy] Real life is much the different

My metres and my feet

My triolets and sonnets

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