mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

'Cos I am a control freak

Sir Joseph Bazalgette

and my limits have no bounds sorry

Juxtapose

I wish I were a plural

And not so singulAR

We'd be on every mural

And then become a star

If I were not a "housemate"

In the Big Brother House

I'd be an exhibitionist

Darren

And show my pubic louse

I'm glad I'm not a penguin

Living on the ice

irach

I'd rather be a spotted owl

penelope

And live on spotted mice

I wish I were John Major Heaven knows why...

irach

And not be Tony Blair

Darren

I'd wear a fairly bland grey suit

Oh yes, that's what I'd wear. (Do the voice)

I wish I'd been more careful

penelope

When I cut down this tree

Because, you see, the stupid thing

Smashed my conservat'ry. I love the sound of breaking glass.

Tuj

I wish I were a dancer

Of ballet, jazz or tap

But first I'd need to lose some weight

Zarbenia

So I won't look like crap

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penelope

The supermarket singles night

Is when I do my shopping

I dress up in my finery (Zarbenia) Be bold - Try this, courtesy of of the Univ. of Pittsburgh.

And down the aisles I'm bopping

I'm really very sorry