mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

I wish I had insurance

penelope

Should ever things go wrong [Rosie] Fairly horrific typo in there - Labiaplastysugeon.com... sugeon???

For I have no endurance

Rosie

Can't plug this leak for long. (pen) Mm, all a bit fishy. Like a stugeon. Er, sorry about that.

I wish I were a sturgeon

Rosie

My innards worth a mint

Software

But why do people want to eat

Irouléguy

Fish eggs, and then be skint?

Rosie

I wish I were a tube of glue (Irg) Good question. ("Waiter, this jam tastes fishy").

Many things, then, I could stick

irach

I really think I'm stuck on you