mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

To keep the scarring neat

I wish I was a suture

Raak

That stitched your lips together

Software

For labial beauty is my aim

Rosie

Alas, they're made of leather. . . . no comment . . .

I wish I had insurance

penelope

Should ever things go wrong [Rosie] Fairly horrific typo in there - Labiaplastysugeon.com... sugeon???

For I have no endurance