mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

Heavy, round and black

I'd ram 'em puny bowling pins

Momentum I don't lack. Or is it kinetic energy?

I wish I were a firework

Bright-coloured in the dark

nights

I'd shoot up high into the sky

And try to hit a lark

I wish there was a galaxy

Or, failing that, a Snickers

Which we once called a Marathon

Both as ice cream now for lickers

I wish I were a puppet

I'd come with strings attached

Unless I were the muppet type

With Piggy I'd be matched

I wish I drove a big red bus

Juxtapose

A mighty double-decker

I'd pass by every bus stop

penelope

To rile each waiting fecker

I wish I had an ASBO Penelope, really, my dear.

Then I would have street cred

I'd go up to a copper

Raak

And bash him on the head.

I wish I was Madonna's bra

A right tit though I'd feel Too easy

I'd maximize her cleevage

Botherer

And her nipples I'd reveal

I wish I could speak Polish

To pronounce "Zbigniew" right

And to also tell my plumber

To polish my pipes bright

Chalky

I vow to thee my country

(Whichever that may be)

To always pay my taxes

And show you my ID.

Chalky

I'd like to keep this game alive

I find it rather sweet

So here's another little line

To accomplish this feat

Kim

What am I?
I live inside a drainpipe

Raak

I'm slimy, cold and green

Some people, though, will kiss me

Turned King I'll make them Queen

Knobbly

The answer to your riddle

Would make a tasty sarnie

Lightly fried with garlic

And eaten by Reg Varney

I wish I were a trucker

Speeding down to Dover

I'd wave two fingers at the cops

And they would pull me over

Tuj

I wish I were a little mouse

I'd frighten dear old ladies

penelope

I'd chase them breathless round the house

Kim

In my Matchbox^TM Mercedes [Rosie] Tough rhyme

Tuj

I wish I had my own front teeth [Kim] Elegantly finished

Chalky

These dentures are the pits

But implants cost a fortune and don't I know it :o(

As do implants of tits....coat?

Kim

I wish I were a sorcerer

Possessed of magic arts

I'd cast a spell on Tony Blair

To make him produce farts...coat!!!!... and hat this time around

I wish I were aattery

BUGGER!