mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

To rile each waiting fecker

Rosie

I wish I had an ASBO Penelope, really, my dear.

Then I would have street cred

Darren

I'd go up to a copper

Raak

And bash him on the head.

irach

I wish I was Madonna's bra

Rosie

A right tit though I'd feel Too easy

I'd maximize her cleevage

Botherer

And her nipples I'd reveal

Rosie

I wish I could speak Polish

irach

To pronounce "Zbigniew" right

Software

And to also tell my plumber

Darren

To polish my pipes bright