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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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*ahem* Limerick alert, young [Irach]. Allow me.
Magritte, Matisse and Monet
The impressionists from France
Stole young models away from Manet
And painted them in pants

I wish I were an oil can (pen) Well done. Didn't know tha came from t'North, though. :-)

[Rosie] Aye. I still have northern vowels but can almost pass (not parse) myself off as a southerner these days, dontcha know :o)
To stop your squeaky bearing

For you are but a metal man

It's just your Gay Pride earing

I wish I was a Popemobile

Then all Pontifs I would carry

To part the crowds, like Dead Sea swells

And drive blokes who can't marry

I wish I was a painter's brush

Dipped in cobalt blue

I'd apply a background wash

With strokes full bold and true

I wish I were a haystack

With needles all concealed

So if lovers in me tumbled

They'd quickly be revealed.

I wish I had no tonsils

'Cos right now they are sore

They don't do any good, I'm told

I don't need them anymore.

This useless old appendix

Has reached its use-by date

I think that I should trade it in

Before I am too late

I'm tired of eating doughnuts

They go straight to my waste

Enhancing life's one pleasure

Spelling klaxon sounds! Waist not waste, sorry all

There's no account for taste

I'm tired of skinny dipping

It's given me a chill

And all that clothing ripping

Hardly give the girls a thrill

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