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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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I partook of some escallops

Which normally I hate

I bought my niece a rabbit

She poked it with a stick

The bunny jumped to grab it

And then my niece was sick

I wish I only had one pub

And opened nine-to-five

I'd close for lunch twixt twelve and two

Being most conservative. G & S invoked.

I wish I were a minstrel

Then I would stroll and sing

Alas, most would ignore me

But for me the art's the thing.

I wish I were an android

All gleaming chrome and steel

But I would need an oil can

Or else I'd clank and squeal.

My pea and honey recipes

Contain no MSG

They're simply peas and honey

That's good enough for me!

I wish I were immortal

So I could never die

I'd never be in history books

But noone would wonder why

I wish that I were Peter Noone
Of Herman's Hermits fame

I'd sing lots of cheesy songs

And mispronounce my name

I wish I were a document

Ornately sealed with wax

But being waxed will cause a prob;

I'll melt inside the fax

Magritte, Matisse and Monet

Stole young models away from Manet

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