mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

If I were not a vicar

Tuj

I'd still wear my dog collar

Uncle Korky

I got it cheap on Ebay

Software

But the postage cost ten dollar

Kim

If I were not a blogger

Chalky

I'd have no lady friends

Phil

But still I'd sit at my PC

Botherer

And... well, now that depends...

Kim

If I were not a toyboy

Raak

I'd be a lumberjack

Darren

But not in women's clothing

Chalky

'Cause a gusset it doth lack

Juxtapose

Once I had a little cat