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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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Till my time's up with you

I wish I'd paid the gas bill

So that my range would work

'Cos rubbing sticks together's hard

Just makes me feel a berk

I'm getting all excited

I'm feeling all a-quiver

My brother's getting knighted

Just for falling in the river

I wish I were an emu

Or an ostrich or a rhea

I'd peck at Rupert Murdoch's legs

While we all stand and cheer.

I wish i wasn't Marley's Ghost

I envy Christmas Past

I'd like a Christmas Present

And huge turkey repast

I wish I were a pussycat Shouts of "YOU ARE".

And you were Tweety Pie

I'd try to sneak up to you

And make you scream "You lied!"

I wish I had some shepherd's pie

With which to fill my tummy

With onion gravy, chips and peas

I'll have to ask my Mummy.

I wish I had a pint of ale

Tho' two would be much better

I might just spill them on my lap

Then my crotch would be wetter

I wish I were the Ace of Spades

I'd trump all other suits

And if I were hidden up a sleeve

A French croupier might shout "Zut!"

I know it wasn't very good, but that one was dying a death...

My hovercraft is full !Danger - unfinished sentence!

of ghastly little eels

It will not help me pull

That girlie in high heels.

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