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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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I envy Christmas Past

I'd like a Christmas Present

And huge turkey repast

I wish I were a pussycat Shouts of "YOU ARE".

And you were Tweety Pie

I'd try to sneak up to you

And make you scream "You lied!"

I wish I had some shepherd's pie

With which to fill my tummy

With onion gravy, chips and peas

I'll have to ask my Mummy.

I wish I had a pint of ale

Tho' two would be much better

I might just spill them on my lap

Then my crotch would be wetter

I wish I were the Ace of Spades

I'd trump all other suits

And if I were hidden up a sleeve

A French croupier might shout "Zut!"

I know it wasn't very good, but that one was dying a death...

My hovercraft is full !Danger - unfinished sentence!

of ghastly little eels

It will not help me pull

That girlie in high heels.

I think I might be gay

I'll put it to the test

I'll hang around in dodgy bars

And wear a muscle vest

Would you like to go Yet another unfinished sentence - goodness me

Where no one else has gone?

Would that be quite boldly?

And then what, thereupon?

[dear nights] your 3 first lines have produced 3 splendid little ditties, bu-ut - if we're doing 'Glow Worms' correctly, they are all missing a beat, ie: Te TUM te TUM te TUM [te] TUM.

Chalky - I need to find some isinglass

My glasses all need 'issing Can't see a thing...

And then I'll need some ambergris

Ahem, And then I'll need some ambergris

Oh, dear, I think it's missing

[Chalky] Thanks for the pointer. I always was better at English Language than Literature.

I have a brand new toaster

Which has a pop-up feature

It tends to pop up far too soon

Just like Michael Meacher

My microwave has broken down

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