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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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But they all called me 'gringo'

And made me eat fajitas

If you go to Edinburgh

Pass by the Firth of Forth

Take the fifth road on the right

You'll fall in the Forth of course

I wish I had an aardvark

Or two, so they could mate

I would, of course, avert my gaze

When aardvarks conjugate

My terrapins are frisky

They're dancing the gavotte (Raak) Have you been at that Hungarian phrase-book again?

My turtles, on the other hand

Might mate, or they might not

I wish I were a metronome

With timing strict and true

I would tick away the hours

Till my time's up with you

I wish I'd paid the gas bill

So that my range would work

'Cos rubbing sticks together's hard

Just makes me feel a berk

I'm getting all excited

I'm feeling all a-quiver

My brother's getting knighted

Just for falling in the river

I wish I were an emu

Or an ostrich or a rhea

I'd peck at Rupert Murdoch's legs

While we all stand and cheer.

I wish i wasn't Marley's Ghost

I envy Christmas Past

I'd like a Christmas Present

And huge turkey repast

I wish I were a pussycat Shouts of "YOU ARE".

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