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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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So I'm two inches shorter

Perhaps I should have cooled them

In buckets full of water

I wish I had some sweetcorn

But I just can't think why

Perhaps I like the texture

I'll tell you by-and-by

I wish I was a mermaid

With fishtail and blonde hair

You'd never get me up the duff <hypocrisy> Sorry to lower to the tone </hypocrisy>

Cos I'm just scales down there

A single North Sea Herring

Has 20,000 kids

Myself, I aim to beat that

'Cause I've sired four million squid(s)

If every squid in the ocean

Were fed with marmalade

Then my dish of calamari

Would taste like orangeade

I tried to dance a tango

Alas, I've two left feet

Instead I'll stomp just like Dave Clark for those old enough to remember

And never find the beat.

I'd like to learn to foxtrot

I need a dancing fox

'Coz when I try it on my own

I tangle up my socks

The head of Alf Garcia

Oops...
The head of Alf Garcia

Is wanted everywhere

So bring it to me pronto

With its unknowing stare.

I had a little website

No ads would it bear

Nor irritating pop-ups

Just edible underwear

I think you've created a new nursery rhyme there.

Jack and Jill went up the pub taking the cue

For a little light binge drinking

Afterwards they felt quite sick

Is this an example of a glow worm that doesn't inspire? Could be Line 2 which is tricky to match. Hey - I'll finish it anywise ... if only to open the door to something a bit more sparky ...
So puked up and were stinking.

I wish I had some backbone

And loads of attitude

I'd tell all the b*stards out there

Not to be so rude

Once I went to Mexico

And met some senoritas

But they all called me 'gringo'

And made me eat fajitas

If you go to Edinburgh

Pass by the Firth of Forth

Take the fifth road on the right

You'll fall in the Forth of course

I wish I had an aardvark

Or two, so they could mate

I would, of course, avert my gaze

When aardvarks conjugate

My terrapins are frisky

They're dancing the gavotte (Raak) Have you been at that Hungarian phrase-book again?

My turtles, on the other hand

Might mate, or they might not

I wish I were a metronome

With timing strict and true

I would tick away the hours

Till my time's up with you

I wish I'd paid the gas bill

So that my range would work

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