mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

Rosie

I wish I were a telephone

Botherer

With numbers on my face

Darren

And when somebody rang me

Software

I'd clang the bells within my base

Kim

Sexual Intercourse tailed off
In nineteen ninety-three
(which was much too soon for me)
Between the birth of my second son
And my vasectomy.
- ...and now, back to our usual program...

Raak

If I were Ozymandias

Knobbly

I wouldn't make such boasts