mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

Tuj

But then I'd tick off Brutus

Darren

He'd stab me in the tits

Rosie

I wish I were a telephone

Botherer

With numbers on my face

Darren

And when somebody rang me

Software

I'd clang the bells within my base

Kim

Sexual Intercourse tailed off
In nineteen ninety-three
(which was much too soon for me)
Between the birth of my second son
And my vasectomy.
- ...and now, back to our usual program...

Raak

If I were Ozymandias

Knobbly

I wouldn't make such boasts

Irouléguy

I'd beware of global warming

Software

And disappearing coasts

Rosie

I wish I were a laser beam

Darren

Coherent, thin and straight