mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

penelope

bokes with gravitas
Did you hear the new Ralph Lauren outfits for Wimbledon's line judges were splitting in a crucial place when they assumed their active stance? They had to go back to the AELTA's seamstresses to be double stitched... oh how we laughed.
I wish I was a seamstress

Darren

Stitching private places

Knobbly

Getting line judges back to work

Tuj

And save them from disgraces.

Rosie

I wish I were a hailstone

Software

I'd bounce off someone's head

Raak

And if I had grown large enough