mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I wish I were a spider

I'd spin myself a web

I'd unpick silken underwear

Irouléguy

And scare to death a deb Darren] Now what have we said about awkward rhymes?

I don't begrudge a shilling

For my arse, it is not tight

In fact, it is quite willing [Irouléguy] What about "Bush's brother Jeb"?

To house homeless folk at night

I wish I were a lumberjack (Softers) You never told me!

Tuj

All lithe and butch and tall Which adjective to end the line with? Oh OK.

I'd dress up in my girlie clothes [Rosie] some things are best left unsaid ;-)

And mince around each Fall

I wish I was a Wotsit

A crunchy, cheesy snack

Projoy

I go down well with sweet white wine

Or a Guiness pack

Chalky

I'm casting off my wordly goods

So I will join the poor

The chavs and spotty youths in hoods

Their giggles I'll ignore.

I wish I were a naturist

And didn't have to dress

I'd buy a range of merkins

For dealing with the press.

I wish I'd been to Sydney

Before they built the bridge

It makes it look so ugly

Chalky

Much like a large Smeg fridge - clutching at the only available straw

Chalky

I want to tame a lion cub

I think I'll need a chair

But if its name is Elsa

I'd only style its hair