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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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I'm glad I'm not a man of war

A hydrozoan beast

I'm more inclined to think of peace

In Portugal at least

I wonder what's on the box

The one containing tricks

Oh. Nothing. I'll go out instead.

And find nothing at the flicks.

If I smell the roses

I might just prick my nose

And those who prick their noses

Stub their knees and pick their toes.
I long for obsolescence

Swift turnaround's my thing

I'll transmigrate my essence

For to nothing I do cling

These boots were made for something

And something's what they'll do

Observe as they do one thing

That's walk all over you

The quality of mercy

Depends on who you know

Luckily, my friends agree

You ordered flesh to go.

I wish I were in Amsterdam

To see the parakeets

While sipping on my Advocaat

And moistening the seats.

I know a bank where wild thyme blows

That's sweetly sprung in June

And like my love the musk-red rose

I’ll feel a right ass soon.

To be or not to be, that is

The pencil salesman’s lot

But personae more dramatis

Sketch a much darker plot

Is this a dagger or a sponge

Or duck-billed platypus?

Neither, it is virtual

It's next-door's tatty puss. Softers, old bean, this is not a f****** limo

If music be the food of love

Then jazz it up I say

But if you like your love life bland

It's Musak all the way

Alas poor Yorick who I knew

Quite well, but that was then

Radox The Green

Just thinking on him makes me blue

In cat lives he's on ten. (Softers) Sorry - inappropriate comment a couple of goes back.

Today I've got a toothache True. [Rosie] No sweat.

I'd like to pull it out

But with breath to make a dentist quake

I'll close my lips and pout

I wish I had a dentist's drill

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Is it safe?

; A bag of shiny gems

A glass of that pink water

From which all comfort stems.

I wish my drill could crack a safe

I wish this safe would crack

Maybe I'll use TNT

Which lacks a rhyming knack

.. is ABAB rhyming pattern obligatory? Have often wondered ..

ABAB has symmetry,
ABCB surprises.
ABAB? ABCB?
Both fine rhythmic devices.
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IMO, anyway.

I wish my Worms had rhythm

Instead, I have the blues

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[Chalky] The instructions to the game suggest ABCB is acceptable but I think we should aspire to the more pleasing ABAB form. It is not like we are in the realm of difficult poetry here. :)

Because I'm stuck at Witham

Until my train segues

This verse will be my opus

And magnum let it be (Raak) I am sure (i.e. not absolutely sure) it's "Wittum". (Pj) I chortle.

A work of such wide scope, as

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