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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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I wish that were Santa

Radox The Green

For then I would see

When you last had your chimney swept

And who's atop your tree

I wish I had a Christmas tree

With a fairy on the top

Against which my small dog could pee

He will; he cannot stop

If I were a Santa's elf

I'd hammer all the toys

And into one or two I'd slip

Some poisonous alloys

They said that this dog was for life

But life is short for some (Bis) That's rather limericky

[Rosie] Oops...

So I've made him my next of kin

In case people think that I'm dumb.

I wish I spoke Swahili

Then I could reconnect

Perhaps more touchy-feely

No, I'm more select

If I were a snowman

With a carrot for a nose

Angular and Roman

Radox The Green

You'd see how much it glows.

If I knew then what I know now

I'd choose a different course

No longer would I need to bow

To Romans, Jutes, and Norse (lament of the Iceni)

I wish I knew the secret

Of trying to sing in tune

But I have a voice just like a frog

So I'll serenade the moon.

I don't forgive the roundheads

For actions cavalier

Old Olie was a tyrant

And he took away our beer

I wish I weren’t innumerate

So mathematically numb

I can't work out the interest rate

Being Chancellor was dumb

I'm glad I'm not Jeremy Hunt

For taxing is his role

And I feel taxed just standing up

But rhyming slang's his goal.

I hold it, hold it, hold it more

My effort is in vain

For now it’s down there on the floor

Radox The Green

Next time I'll use a crane.

I wish I were an elephant

In the corner of the room

All would see but none would tell

That I'm the voice of doom.

I wish I were a punk rocker

With piercings in my face

For this would be more likely than

The plan that is in place

I wish I were a nightingale

I'd charm the world with song

Which flighty chorus might entail

And sing all night long.

I'm glad I'm not a princess

'Cos I'd be so fussy.

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I'm glad I'm not Marcel Marceau

Or I’d have this to say:

" "

But that was yesterday

I'm glad I'm not a busted flush

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