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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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I only wish that that were so

For some divorce will sever

I think that ev'ryone complains

About the town of Bracknell

And all because that rower, James

Did change his name to Cracknell

When I join the House of Lords

And give my maiden speech

I'll summon all my Zords

To take Black Rod to the beach.

I wish I lived upon the moon

Radox The Green

To see earth rise each morn

Just once each twenty-seven days

From dusk right through to dawn

I wish I lived in outer space

Far from the madding crowd

With Bathsheba Everdene

Or with Girls Aloud

I'm glad I'm not a doctor

'Cos I'd be underpaid

Not like a college proctor

Where fortunes can be made

I wish I had an antelope

For they are very tasty

When butchered fit for Masterchef

To make a Kenyan pasty.

I wish I hadn't started this

It leads I know not where (Raak) That's not what they call them in Cornwall

So please be mindful when I kiss

You don’t know what’s “down there”.

I wish that were Santa

Radox The Green

For then I would see

When you last had your chimney swept

And who's atop your tree

I wish I had a Christmas tree

With a fairy on the top

Against which my small dog could pee

He will; he cannot stop

If I were a Santa's elf

I'd hammer all the toys

And into one or two I'd slip

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