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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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Let's try and get this back on track

Just like a railway train

So you go lift it from the back

The train will take the strain

I wish I was an artichoke

Classier than a cabbage

I'd look down on asparagus

And all the other baggage.

Now if I were a penguin

An emperor I'd be!

I'd lord it over all my realm

In this bloody freezing sea

I'm going to dine al fresco

In Skegness's bracing air

My ready meal's from Tesco

I'll eat it with amazing flair

I'm going to take a holiday

South Georgia here we come

Among the sheep and penguins

Radox The Green

I'm bound to feel at home.

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I want to take a few days off

Just to spite my boss

I'll pretend I've got a nasty cough

If he sacks me—that's his loss!

It's finally the end of term

See you in September

I now have time to wiggle and squirm

Which I'll do, as a Morniverse member.

I wish I had a crystal ball

Just like Mystic Meg's

Radox The Green

I'd swing it hard against the wall

And smash it just like eggs oblig.

I wish I were a solar flare

Bursting into space

Making havoc with the upper air

Whilst leaving not a trace

I wish I had a giant cake

To satisfy my greed

But oh my friends, make no mistake

A wish is not a need.

To start my little Hallmark rhyme [KS, R, C, R] That last one - too perfect! Cake all round!

I'm scribing with a pen

Though I'd rather be a mime

It's nice just now and then

Seasons come and seasons go

But love is aye forever

I only wish that that were so

For some divorce will sever

I think that ev'ryone complains

About the town of Bracknell

And all because that rower, James

Did change his name to Cracknell

When I join the House of Lords

And give my maiden speech

I'll summon all my Zords

To take Black Rod to the beach.

I wish I lived upon the moon

Radox The Green

To see earth rise each morn

Just once each twenty-seven days

From dusk right through to dawn

I wish I lived in outer space

Far from the madding crowd

With Bathsheba Everdene

Or with Girls Aloud

I'm glad I'm not a doctor

'Cos I'd be underpaid

Not like a college proctor

Where fortunes can be made

I wish I had an antelope

For they are very tasty

When butchered fit for Masterchef

To make a Kenyan pasty.

I wish I hadn't started this

It leads I know not where (Raak) That's not what they call them in Cornwall

So please be mindful when I kiss

You don’t know what’s “down there”.

I wish that were Santa

Radox The Green

For then I would see

When you last had your chimney swept

And who's atop your tree

I wish I had a Christmas tree

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