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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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Someone who clearly needed it more.

Quite neat, I think, although a touch of the shoehorn is needed in one place. Hidden text
Someone who needed it much more.

As I was walking out I heard

A mournful plaintive cry

Next-door's cat had caught a bird

And ate it by and by

I wish I had a mocking bird

To mock you all day long

Because you are a shocking turd

And more than often, wrong.

:^D

There's something very pleasing about collectively written gentle rhyming insults.
I wish I had a leaky boat

To row on my canal

Shall I add a cheeky note

Or one that's just banal?

I once noticed that a very unremarkable picture of mine on Flickr was getting a lot of clicks. Then I realised that the caption included the word "canal", but I'd left off the first letter.

I want my privets widely viewed

For my topiary is fine

Some might say they're mildly rude

Like privates, by design.

You know how badly these things go

When scansion is awry

As weaker poets' failings show

No matter how they try

I'm glad I'm not a tuning fork

With but a single note

For I have a complex waveform

And a terrible sore throat

I wish I had more sex appeal

But wallflower, that is me

I hang about in corners

And I'd rather watch TV.

I wish I were on holiday

In some exotic place

Dreaming I was far away

From all the human race.

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