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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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I wish I were a Roquefort

That stank of foul corruption

I'd spread my self upon your bread

And cause gaseous eruption.

If all the world was brave and new

And you were by my side

I think I'd might run away

Or think of suicide Invoking dark mode

Why shouldn't we reincarnate?

Recycling's all the rage!

But do not re-invent the wheel

We're not on the same page

I wish I was a satellite

And round the world I'd go

I might be known to go astray

Isaac Newton'd know.

Just one banana toastie

Then I'll have my lunch

A sausage with a roastie

Deep fried to make it crunch.

I should have done some gardening

My roses are all brown

My runner beans are hardening

And the weevils are in town

For just a million dollars

My car is up for sale

It wears a clerical collar

And runs on home-brewed ale

I closed my eyes and saw the light

And knew that death was near

He carried thirty-seven scythes

But I'm old, and have no fear.

I've eaten chicken nuggets

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That car sounds fun, but would home brewed ale be cheaper than gasoline . . er petrol . . .

I hope they don't react

But I'll just take some precautions

I'll purge after the fact. euuuwww. Sorry.

I sing a song of sixpence

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