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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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The Examiner, that's me

With every paper I find fault

Which indeed fills me with glee

I wish I was a robot

Made of brass and cogs and wheels

You're made of atoms I could use

Depending how I feels

I roll across the battlefield

For I am a big cheese

The bruised and bloodied cattle yield

As I go where I please.

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Not sure if there was a subtle reference in your line, Chalky, but it was excellent.

I wish I were a Roquefort

That stank of foul corruption

I'd spread my self upon your bread

And cause gaseous eruption.

If all the world was brave and new

And you were by my side

I think I'd might run away

Or think of suicide Invoking dark mode

Why shouldn't we reincarnate?

Recycling's all the rage!

But do not re-invent the wheel

We're not on the same page

I wish I was a satellite

And round the world I'd go

I might be known to go astray

Isaac Newton'd know.

Just one banana toastie

Then I'll have my lunch

A sausage with a roastie

Deep fried to make it crunch.

I should have done some gardening

My roses are all brown

My runner beans are hardening

And the weevils are in town

For just a million dollars

My car is up for sale

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