mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

I dropped the thing in fright

Rosie

I wish I had the aptitude

rab

To fix a leaking tap

Software

But my handiness with spanners

Rosie

Is, alas, just crap I have taken the liberty of putting this one out of its misery.

I wish I had a castle

Raak

With a moat both wide and deep

Simons Mith

I'd stock it up with crocodiles

Rosie

Don't stand too close - they leap.

KagomeShuko

If I controlled the weather

Software

I'd have the sun shine every day;

Simons Mith

And moonshine every evening till

Rosie

My liver wouldn't play.