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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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I feed my fish on plastic

They like it lightly fried

They eat and eat and eat and eat

They were fine, until they died.

If something seems a bit awry

Just go back to bed

It'll be alright in the morning

Or if not, I'll be dead.

I found this Roman candle

Burning very bright

But when it gave a sudden phut

I dropped the thing in fright

I wish I had the aptitude

To fix a leaking tap

But my handiness with spanners

Is, alas, just crap I have taken the liberty of putting this one out of its misery.

I wish I had a castle

With a moat both wide and deep

I'd stock it up with crocodiles

Don't stand too close - they leap.

If I controlled the weather

I'd have the sun shine every day;

And moonshine every evening till

My liver wouldn't play.

I think I'll leave the country

For a better one by far

One that welcomes foreigners

I'm thinking... Myanmar?

If I had a catapult

I'd gather all the rocks

I'd launch them with a gleeful twang

While standing in my socks

I think I'll buy a mangonel

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