mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

I found this Roman candle

rab

Burning very bright

Simons Mith

But when it gave a sudden phut

I dropped the thing in fright

Rosie

I wish I had the aptitude

rab

To fix a leaking tap

Software

But my handiness with spanners

Rosie

Is, alas, just crap I have taken the liberty of putting this one out of its misery.

I wish I had a castle

Raak

With a moat both wide and deep

Simons Mith

I'd stock it up with crocodiles