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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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Writing porky pies Like Boris Johnson

And very conscientiously

Crossing T's and dotting I's.

I have no need for artifice

My beauty's clear to all

Untainted e'en by dentifrice

I await the curtain call

I wish I were a washing-line

Instead I'm just strung out

Perhaps a glass of summer wine

Would help cure me of gout.

I think I'll take a holiday

In Bali or Majorca

Just somewhere warm and sunny

And some distance from my stalker

I went to see the rodeo

To watch the broncos bucking careful ...

And after that excitement

I was knackered, so no fucking. (Juxt) Great care taken

I wish I were an MEP

Poking fun at Farage

And in the Strasbourg cafes

I'd swerve the milkshake barrage

I wish I were an astronaut

'Cos I'd love astronauting

Wow, that zero gravity

Can be really quite exhausting

I wish I were B. Johnson

And lived in No. 10

Then I'd really f*ck the country up

'Cos I'm a pathogen

Phew, here comes a heatwave

It really isn't fair

The gents perspire, the ladies glow

The nannies merely glare.

I wish I had the confidence

To tell you what I think

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