mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

But as it's armour plated

Kim

[Software] As what is armour plated?

(Kim) Shurely the aardvark.

The leopard might not wannit.

Juxtapose

I quite liked that one.

Yes, you can bring a leopard to an aardvark, but...

If I had a leopard

Rosie

And took it for a walk

Raak

I then would be in jeopard'

Simons Mith

And passers-by would squawk.

Kim

[Rosie, Software] But there is no aardvark. The aardvark is merely conjectural. A merely conjectural aardvark cannot be armour-plated.