mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

Hmm, let's try to get back to some good meter and rhyme here . . . hopefully.

If I had an ardvark

I'd set a leopard on it being basically a nasty sod

But as it's armour plated

Kim

[Software] As what is armour plated?

(Kim) Shurely the aardvark.

The leopard might not wannit.

Juxtapose

I quite liked that one.

Yes, you can bring a leopard to an aardvark, but...

If I had a leopard

Rosie

And took it for a walk

Raak

I then would be in jeopard'