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Pea and Honey Recipes
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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.
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penelope
And haven't done a jot.
Software
I wish I were a Christmas elf
Raak
A slave in Santa's grotto
Rosie
Keeping dark thoughts to myself
Bismarck
And working 'cos I've got to.
CdM
I wish I had a sinecure
penelope
I'd like to do f*ck all
Software
I'd be just like a Tory
Rosie
As in the House I sprawl.
Bismarck
A good cure for stomach ache
Raak
Is hair of t'dog that bit you
Rosie
I don't mean too much Christmas cake
penelope
Or else your clothes won't fit you.
Kim
My New Year's resolution
Rosie
Is not the usual thing
CdM
It's to find a solution
Kim
To all this Brexiting.
[
Oblig., and with apologies for posting out of turn.]
Juxtapose
I'm going to be a hermit
Rosie
'Cos I'm an ugly sod
penelope
Unless it needs a permit
Phew - only took me threre days to trhink of something that wasn't 'Kermit'
Raak
To sit upon yer tod.
Rosie
I wish I were a traffic light
Kim
In Balham's High Road, yon
KagomeShuko
I'd stop all the birds in flight
Software
But would then be sh*t upon
penelope
I'm not a first line hogger
Raak
The second's fine for me
Software
Then again I am a blogger
Kim
Of abysmal poetry
Superman
I wrote some poems lately
Raak
I think they're rather good
penelope
The metre goes sedately
Rosie
Like semolina pud.
Kim
I wish I were a trochee
Rosie
Such a wild ambition!
Software
But my metre would be far too short
blamelewis
And never reach fruition
Juxtapose
The night was dark and stormy
penelope
Inside, the fire was bright
Raak
A glass of fine Old Tawny
Bismarck
Helped set the world aright.
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