mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

The birds don't need a winter home.

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So let them freeze their knees

penelope

I wish I felt like working

Kim

But sadly I do not

Raak

I've spent the whole day shirking

penelope

And haven't done a jot.

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I wish I were a Christmas elf

Raak

A slave in Santa's grotto

Rosie

Keeping dark thoughts to myself

Bismarck

And working 'cos I've got to.

CdM

I wish I had a sinecure

penelope

I'd like to do f*ck all

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I'd be just like a Tory