mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

(Kim) What are my initials doing sitting there after your posting? Would you like my phone number?

(Tch) No, but you can have mine if you can suggest a word that rhymes with "Welsh".

Now Lloyd George knew my father

penelope

Father knew him back See what I did there?

But Lloyd George would rather

Giertrud

Scratch at his itchy sack! (sorry not sorry...)

Losing pluck on a slack afternoon I want to go home to tea and the sofa