mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

A redneck through and through Perhaps generalising unfairly, but this is poetry, not real-life

He votes for Trump and says "Yee-haw!" ditto

And is fluent in Urdu.

A Monday morning task for me

Is started in the afternoon;

This may seem paradoxical

But Mondays come around too soon. Mercy

I think somebody's pulling the wool

Scansion Police

Now then, Mr Software, how many feet does a glow-worm have? de-Dum de-Dum de-Dum Dum, remember? I wish I were a glow worm. So...

I think somebody's pulling

The wool over our eyes

'Cos we know what they're up to

Despite the lizards' lies.

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Superman

Online, not on trees.

I wish I were a bouncer

Like my friend Zebedee

I'd round them up for bedtime

"Brush teeth and have a pee!"

KagomeShuko

In Glasgow there was a cow

Ee-aye-ee-aye-oh

Sadly, it isn't there now

so I just won't go

I wish I could do scansion

Just like a real poet

But do you know what?

Juxtapose

I tend to write whatever rhymes and just add a line below it.

I wish I were a lemur

With a stripy, fluffy tail

I'd hang around the jungle

Giertrud

And drink a pint of ale.

KagomeShuko

I've never been to Glasgow

Nor said "Och aye the noo"

Because I live in Edinburgh

And have a broader view.

I wish I were a Scotsman