mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

(pen, penult) I know you don't live in a garrett but have you driven any of these monsters?

My boyfriend drives a Monster Truck

penelope

A redneck through and through Perhaps generalising unfairly, but this is poetry, not real-life

He votes for Trump and says "Yee-haw!" ditto

And is fluent in Urdu.

penelope

A Monday morning task for me

Bismarck

Is started in the afternoon;

Rosie

This may seem paradoxical

penelope

But Mondays come around too soon. Mercy

I think somebody's pulling the wool