mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

(Bismarck) Well, it's clerihew, isn't it?

I wish I were a mariner

Bismarck

So I could stop a wedding guest

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If that last one was simultaneously a limerick, a clerihew and a bad quatrain, we have reached unforeseen heights. Or depths.

From smashing up the porringer

Kim

And spilling gravy down his chest

penelope

I wish I were a gavy boat

The Bisto Kid

*gravy

And not a gravy train

Software

Then scruffy kids would sniff me

penelope

And not use me for gain.

Bismarck

I think I see the reason

Kim

Why I'm such a slob

Rosie

Cos whate'er be the season