mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

If those aren't the first two lines of a limerick I'm a baobab tree

Oops.

Which is what happened and where it happened way back in 1973.
Rosie, you don't half set some tricky scansion.

(Bismarck) Well, it's clerihew, isn't it?

I wish I were a mariner

Bismarck

So I could stop a wedding guest

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If that last one was simultaneously a limerick, a clerihew and a bad quatrain, we have reached unforeseen heights. Or depths.

From smashing up the porringer

Kim

And spilling gravy down his chest

penelope

I wish I were a gavy boat

The Bisto Kid

*gravy

And not a gravy train

Software

Then scruffy kids would sniff me

penelope

And not use me for gain.