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Pea and Honey Recipes
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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.
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Kim
By 14p a minute.
penelope
If I were riding on a train
Rosie
That called at Clapham Junction
Kim
Onto the tracks below I'd drain
Knobbly
My bowels, without compunction.
pretty much oblig.
Kim
[Knobbly] I suspect that you, me and Rosie were probably
ad idem
on that one. Not sure about pen.
Simons Mith
I let out such a holler
Raak
That it woke th'Antipodes
Rosie
I'd lost my final dollar
Simons Mith
To arbitration fees
Software
I wish I had a hobby horse
Bismarck
That I could ride around on;
Kim
One I had purchased second-hand
KagomeShuko
But it was bro-kon
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Yes, I know, a ridiculous stretch there
Bismarck
The Ancient Mariner went by
Software
Waitrose on his way
penelope
To pick up twenty artichokes
Raak
And twenty bales of hay.
Superman
My ancient Marina still goes
Raak
Like an elephant in its last throes
Rosie
If those aren't the first two lines of a limerick I'm a baobab tree
Raak
Oops.
Bismarck
Which is what happened and where it happened way back in 1973.
Rosie, you don't half set some tricky scansion.
Rosie
(Bismarck) Well, it's clerihew, isn't it?
Rosie
I wish I were a mariner
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