mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

But I'm a grouchy sod

Who waits til it's all over

Proclaiming "Oh, thank God"

I wish than I liked whisky *hypothetically obvs*

'Cos I've got twenty litres

I'm told it makes one frisky

But I like margaritas

Chalky

I have no favourite cocktail

I'll drink just anything

Pass the paraffin, say I

To me it tastes like gin

Bismarck

Now Hogmanay is ending

The Haggis will get stale

Superman

So Burns' Night was invented

To use up cakes and ale

I wish I were a porcupine

Tho' I'd still be just as spiky

Cos unable to recline supine

Would lose you sleep, by crikey! You do it next time then!

Superman

The boy stood on the burning deck _{time for an old traditional}

There was panic all around

The hairs were signed around his neck this one might run for a few verses

But still he stood his ground.

He shouted to the Captain,

My smartphone's up the spout

But the Captain didn't give a toss

He'd already gotten out.

I don't need much for dinner

A loaf of bread will do

And just a little caviar

You know, that fishy goo.

I wish I'd been a buccaneer

Sacking galleons and cities

Superman

An enterprising privateer

Saying "Ha-harrr" and whistling ditties.

The Budget sets our spending

Unless we're rolling in it innit?

It is sure to increase lending

By 14p a minute.