mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

The grease and crud that's there is

Something to dislike

I wish I were an apple core

My pips quite tight within

Growing ripe in Appledore

Gusset Login

Before going in the bin

I wish I were a hacker

KagomeShuko

I'd clear away the wall

And chuck the lot into the skip
Let another take the ball - mercy killing

A mercy killer I would be

So if you're ill, watch out

I'd creep up with my pillow

cfm

And cure you of the gout

I wish I were a bookmark

Tucked in a paperback

KagomeShuko

I'd keep your place like a pro

If memory you lack. Bit awk. Play on chaps.

I wish that it was raining Not, obvs.

There's nowt like getting soaked

But it'll make the grass grow too

And test my mow'r (four-stroked).

It's pen's fault that it's pouring

She did a rain dance in her clogs

But sunshine gets so boring

Tuj

And she's lovely rainproof togs.

[K, S, me and T] Lovely.
I tweet at lots of TV chefs *I have just had a tweet convo with Valentine Warner. Swoon.*

And they tweet back to me!!!!

They say "At last a gourmet"

let's have a cup of tea

I wish I were a s'lebrity

My face in every rag

Whoring my integrity

It's for money - that's my bag

blamelewis

I wish to see the manager

These shoes are far too tight

He said "Now look 'ere, Bigfoot"

"The cust'mers never right!"

I wish I had my money back

I've been taken for a ride

I've landed up at Fenny Compton

And a part of me just died

I wish I had a picture hook

Upon my picture rail

I'd hang a picture of my mum

CdM

... Ah, hell, I'll use a nail

This painted pair of portrait eyes

Watch you around the room

And crinkle up with mirth when you
Go tripping in the gloom Mersea. Next!

I'm glad I'm not a guinea-pig

Testing things bizarre

I don't much want a thingummyjig

Stuck up my chocolate star
Sorry, sorry, sorry!

blamelewis

I'm glad I'm not a plagiarist ...

Of someone else's verses

My own sweat, blood, toil, tears, and grist

Eliminates such curses

Simons Mith

I'm glad I'm not a plagiarist ...

My work is all my own

It is not copying, but "homage"

The best stuff but on loan

I wish I were a lady

Then get out those hormone pills

Your new name could be Sadie

And you too could wear frills

I wish I were a gentleman