mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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I've got some nitroglycerine

It makes a loud ka-boom

I keep it in my pantry

And await the Day of Doom

Ensure your cake will always rise

Use lots of baking powder

For taste it may not win the prize

But your farting will be louder Coat!

For best results a pizza stone

Should be heated well

And lightly sprayed with acetone

Before you run like hell

The oven-cleaning fairies

Appear to be on strike

The grease and crud that's there is

Something to dislike

I wish I were an apple core

My pips quite tight within

Growing ripe in Appledore

Before going in the bin

I wish I were a hacker

I'd clear away the wall

And chuck the lot into the skip
Let another take the ball - mercy killing

A mercy killer I would be

So if you're ill, watch out

I'd creep up with my pillow

And cure you of the gout

I wish I were a bookmark

Tucked in a paperback

I'd keep your place like a pro

If memory you lack. Bit awk. Play on chaps.

I wish that it was raining Not, obvs.

There's nowt like getting soaked

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