mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

But the words I seek are never there

Raak

To my consternomition.

Rosie

The Shorter Oxford Dictionary

Software

Designed for use by dwarves

Raak

They play short games of Pictionary

Phil

Whilst hiding in their borves

Hidden text

Thanks for 'dwarves', Software :)

I wish I were a wharfman

Rosie

Unlike Lady Docker

Software

For loading in stiletto heels

Chalky

Clearly off her rocker ... mercy killing - now play nicely please

I've got some nitroglycerine

Raak

It makes a loud ka-boom

Software

I keep it in my pantry